April fools 2016 gaming jokes

Hearthstone MMO

"We’re pleased to unveil the next epic game from Blizzard Entertainment—"Hearthstone: The MMO!"

Beta sign-ups coming Soon™."

The Witcher 3 - Roach DLC

"A horse is a horse is a horse, of course.
Roach is the name of Geralt’s horses, each and every one in turn.
Not sure why he calls ‘em all that. Lazy? Doesn’t get attached? To animals?
Might be because one day he caught a roach, which is a common fresh-water fish. A big one.
Decided he’d celebrate by naming his horse after it.
We considered a bunch of options, but Doobie and Spliff seemed off-lore.

Anyways, here's a special developer video that will show you Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Roach But Were Afraid to Ask."

NVIDIA GTX Energy

"Power. Speed. Endurance. These are the lifeblood of a gamer. At NVIDIA, we understand the drive to be better. Our research on eSports has led to the discovery of an amazing new weapon for PC gamers. Introducing GeForce GTX ENERGY.

Improved response times. Faster input speeds. Longer, more focused gaming sessions. GeForce GTX ENERGY is the world’s first energy drink designed specifically for PC gaming - delivering 43% faster reaction times than the leading energy drink. "

DeusEx Mankind Divided - New Art Direction

"Pink & White is the new Black & Gold. Presenting the new, groundbreaking art direction for Deus Ex: Mankind Divided.
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is coming August 23rd, 2016 on PS4, Xbox One and PC. #CantKillProgress"